Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
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You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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