what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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