it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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