Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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