Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
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Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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