Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
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...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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