so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
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I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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