We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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