walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
smell my finger.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize
