Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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