fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
So much rum. So many feels.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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