ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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