Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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