She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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