Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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