so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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