It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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