I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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