he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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