i permit you to call me
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Green mimosas i think yes
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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