just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Damn victory sex feels great
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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