I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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