If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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