ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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