Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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