You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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