i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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