let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
