I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
ok first of all what the fuck
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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