You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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