they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
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I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
The air was thick with penises
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
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Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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