Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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