Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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