i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
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I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!