Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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