I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Semen is not good for contacts.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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