yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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