My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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