So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It's blow job season.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Shame is for Republicans.
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