It's like a parade of train wrecks.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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