420 ftw
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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