He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
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