the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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