question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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