Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
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I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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