So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My friends, they love my intelligence
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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