ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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