We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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