he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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