But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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