I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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