my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Randomize
