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walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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