He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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