Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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